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Aug 25, 2007 3:17:05 GMT 8
Post by rynette on Aug 25, 2007 3:17:05 GMT 8
British Airways flight 602 "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
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Aug 25, 2007 3:36:55 GMT 8
Post by h2o on Aug 25, 2007 3:36:55 GMT 8
Bwahahahaha....yan na pla bago sa airline business dapat na mauna ang piloto pag mi distress "abondon aircraft"
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P3ac3Mak3r
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Dec 13, 2007 8:39:02 GMT 8
Post by P3ac3Mak3r on Dec 13, 2007 8:39:02 GMT 8
hahahahaha nice shot!
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