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Post by jenny on Aug 28, 2007 8:07:16 GMT 8
A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"
Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
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Private Pyne
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"Im Just A Frustrated Soljah With Attitude"
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Post by Private Pyne on Aug 28, 2007 18:45:41 GMT 8
hehehe nice one  |
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Post by h2o on Aug 28, 2007 19:55:21 GMT 8
ngggekk....to think that it is curly....ggrruuukkkkzzz!
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Post by Indeo on Sept 11, 2007 13:43:31 GMT 8
some more mis jenny..... very funny....
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LodeStar
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The Man of War "We make war that we may live in peace"
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Post by LodeStar on Sept 12, 2007 11:17:20 GMT 8
tickle me miss jenny........ hehehe
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shantung
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DarkWingDuck
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Post by shantung on Sept 21, 2007 13:30:32 GMT 8
In Malacanang)
Priest: Next sunday, i will preach about the Sin of Lying. To understand more, i want you all 2 read Mark chapter 17.
(Next Sunday)
Priest: How many of you read Mark chap 17?
(Only GMA's hand went up).
Priest (smiled): Mark has only 16 chapters. Lets now proceed w/ my sermon on the Sin of Lying.
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Maid is cleaning Bro's room. Bro enters wearing only a towel, kakaligo lang. Maid starts to walk out of room.
Bro: Neng, isara mo ang pinto.
Maid turns around with tears in her eyes:
Maid: Kuya, h'wag po!!!
Bro: Gagah! Paglabas mo ng kwarto!!!
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har har har.........................
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