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Post by jenny on Aug 28, 2007 8:09:42 GMT 8
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
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Post by h2o on Aug 28, 2007 13:02:59 GMT 8
hahahahahahahaha....so how much sold is the dozen, few dollar, that make much plenty...hehe!
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Post by shantung on Nov 6, 2007 11:20:43 GMT 8
"There what it takes to be. Then we shall so be it because it is. To do or not to is in the what, now or what else. Without which there never to you!" - words of wisdom from Senator Lito Lapid.
Pare1: pare parang malalim ang iniisip mo! Pare2: nanaginip ako kagabi kasama ko 50 contestants ng Ms. Universe Pare1: swerte mo! ano problema mo? Pare2: pare ako nanalo!
Killer: father mangungumpisal po ako Father: ano kasalanan mo? Killer: pumatay po ako ng 20 tao Father: bakit? Killer: kasi po naniniwala sila sa Diyos, kayo po naniniwala ba? Father: dati... pero ngayon trip trip na lang... ;D ;D ;D
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