Post by rynette on Apr 2, 2009 13:15:47 GMT 8
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was
positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me
"possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me
out-so hurry up!
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public
with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my
bedroom
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum
down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say "they
have nothing to go on."
Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other
was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.
positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me
"possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me
out-so hurry up!
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public
with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my
bedroom
I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum
down the police station and show them it's a mistake?
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say "they
have nothing to go on."
Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other
was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.